when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
She has a smile on her lips and some cuts at her wrist.
19. June 2013
- me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
- chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
- me: i didn't even finish my order
- chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
- me: what